Tuesday, August 10, 2004

I, Republican

I really liked this post from Whiskey Bar--a funny adaptation of Asimov's three laws of Robotics:

1. A Republican may not injure a corporation, or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.

2. A Republican must obey the orders given it by corporations except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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