Monday, October 10, 2005

Goodness, Gracias

According to some official-looking website, Scientists in London have created a mosquito with glowing green testicles in a bid to stamp out malaria. The glow-in-the-dark male testicals make it easier to genetically modified the males so that when they have that exciting mosquito-sex with females, no more mosquitoes are produced. I can just see some scientists laughing at me now. "I can't believe another ignorant schmuck fell for that one! Ha-a-a Ha-a!" Do mosquitoes really have balls? All I know, is I want to be in on the human trials when they start testing in humans. And you all thought tatoos and body-piercing was cool.

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