Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Oh Christmas Shrub

Lest I be called a scrooge, I figured I should present a song for the holidays:

Oh christmas shrub oh christmas shrub, how lovely are your ranches!
Oh christmas shrub oh christmas shrub, please don't disenfranchise us.
Each year you bring the rich delight, you take the rest away at night.
Yet christmas shrub, oh christmas shrub, still lovely are your ranches.

Oh christmas shrub, oh christmas shrub, your greed endures unchanging.
Oh Christmas shrub, oh christmas shrub, your greed endures unchanging.
Your boughs of brown, white phosphorous glow,
DU won’t fade in winter’s snow.
Oh Christmas shrub, oh christmas shrub, your greed endures unchanging.

Each year you bring the rich delight, and torture others in the night.
Oh christmas shrub, oh christmas shrub, still lovely are your ranches.

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