A priest and a pastor from the local church are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big crunch. The priest turns to the pastor and asks,......... "Do you think the sign should just say "Bridge Out"?