Monday, December 10, 2007

Pundamentals!


  1. Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
  2. A man's home is his castle. In a manor of speaking.
  3. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
  4. My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
  5. Dijon vu. The same mustard as before.
  6. Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
  7. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  8. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  9. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  10. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
  11. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  12. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  13. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  14. Banning the bra was a big flop.
  15. Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
  16. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  17. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  18. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  19. Without geometry, life is pointless.
  20. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
  21. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  22. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
  23. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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